i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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