I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
The best revenge is premature balding
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i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
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He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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