Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
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