just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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