Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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