I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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