Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
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I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
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Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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