we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I FOUND THE LEGS
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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