we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
her facebook's as public as her vagina
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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