you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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