just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
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How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
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We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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