Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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