You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
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I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
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I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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