matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
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Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
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Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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