Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
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I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
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I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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