haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
