awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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