when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
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He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
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He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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