My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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