Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
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my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
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IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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