sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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