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you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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