In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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