Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
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He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
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so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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