Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
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My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
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I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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