She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
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i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
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I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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