the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Randomize
