i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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