Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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