Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
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She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
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In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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