i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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