sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Randomize
