Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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