"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
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this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
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The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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