The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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