Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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