I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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