And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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