he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
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I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
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we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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