Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
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You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
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Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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