next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
i am craving dick and cupcakes
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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