They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
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You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
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I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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