Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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