OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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