fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
even my farts smell like vagina
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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