I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
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