we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
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Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
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When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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