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You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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