You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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