why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
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