I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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