home. puking in laundry basket.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I enjoy the company of your penis
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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