Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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