We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
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Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
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I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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